Nottingham City Council has organised a demo against the Bedroom Tax while making the poorest pay Council Tax....
Oh. No, that one actually happened didn't it? Erm...
John Collins has accused Boots of being tax avoiders, then accused The Nottingham Post of making it up...
That's true as well isn't it? Oh botheration...
I'm afraid that, due to the world now being beyond satire, I regret to announce there will be no witty April Fool from me this year.
Oh, and your shoelaces are undone.